Proctologist

A person that brown noses so much they may as well have been a proctologist.

You've kissed so many arses you must be an expert by now.

You've got your head so far up his arse you should be a proctologist.

by Tatty 2 March 26, 2013

cockologist

Person who studies cocks.
a fag and or homo
used to diss gay people.

Cockology-the study of cocks.

Man, stop being such a cockologist.
"Hey, what's that book about?" "cockology.."

by Founded by E.C. December 19, 2008

Crotchologist

Synonym for Gynecologist

My friend the other day randomly said hey, my daughter calls a gynecologist a crotchologist

by mephiles96 June 27, 2015

Cracktologist

(See also Cracktitioner) A professional who has studied Cracktology and who has achieved at least a Crackchelor.

I’m a qualified Cracktologist.

by Khayejhaye March 25, 2022

craftologist

Someone who completes a number of different crafts amazingly well . Then teaches others how to do the crafts aswell.

I think i want to be a craftologist.

by Layla27* March 7, 2023

Crystologist

A person who is involved with the usage or sale of crystals for physical or metal well being.

The crystologist said these crystals are helpful for anxiety.

by Rudyfavo March 18, 2023

Proctologist boot

Proctologist boot, where you take a hookers stiletto and strap it on your foot and you banger in the ass with it.

Man, that chick guy I met last night had the most baddest stilettos. I had to give her a proctologist boot.

(David): man that chick last night had some expenses stilettos
(Benny): yeah that’s why I had to take her home last night and give her the proctologist boot.
(David): I get it now that’s why she’s walking so funny man you must’ve done that for hours

by 0069RIGID December 10, 2025