by katyloveshellokitty July 24, 2020

In a minority (but still alot) of people's opinions: crocs are the most ugly shoes they have ever seen. Made of rubbery material, these "shoes" (/sarcasm) are like slippers, except with oddly shaped holes on the top. Did I mention they also come in assorted colors too?!
I just cannot see how some people I personally think with a good taste of fashion could possibly fall for these.
HOW KUTE!!!!! /more sarcasm
I just cannot see how some people I personally think with a good taste of fashion could possibly fall for these.
HOW KUTE!!!!! /more sarcasm
Crocs Girl: Hey Katie, check out my new crocs. Aren't they gorgeous?!
Normal Shoes Girl: Uhh yeah...^^"
Crocs Girl: I couldn't decide whether I wanted pink, or baby blue, so I just got them both!! -insert girly laugh here-
Normal Shoes Girl: Uhh yeah...^^"
Crocs Girl: I couldn't decide whether I wanted pink, or baby blue, so I just got them both!! -insert girly laugh here-
by Disclaimed August 31, 2007

Quite possibly the easiest form of birth control.
Though sources confirm these are also a fetish item for those into food service and gardening.
Though sources confirm these are also a fetish item for those into food service and gardening.
Children would have ruined my career right now, Thanks for the crocs!
Nothing but crocs and a smile will do, thank you.
Nothing but crocs and a smile will do, thank you.
by biscuitbaby August 4, 2010

- Hey look at the massive facial hair on that girl's upper lip!
- Yeah that's like the biggest croc I've ever seen.
- Yeah that's like the biggest croc I've ever seen.
by K.K. Slider August 6, 2011

by Simba_cerrone January 29, 2017

{Sees person wearing crocs without jibbitz}
Jenna: Nice shoes!
{Sees person wearing crocs with 5555555 jibbitz}
Jenna: wHaT aRe tHoSeEe
Jenna: Nice shoes!
{Sees person wearing crocs with 5555555 jibbitz}
Jenna: wHaT aRe tHoSeEe
by birkenstocksgirl June 15, 2018

the gayest shoes someone could wear and try and tell people that they dont look like a fag aka mikey pants.
by love to shit on everyone August 11, 2008
