A sexual manuever in which you slip a muscle relaxant into your
gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap.
gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap.
She did say, 'Do whatever you want', so I pulled a Davey Crockett. She's walking normal again after that surgery though.
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To defecate into ones hair and spike it up in a festive manner. When it dries, it should look similar to Davy Crocket's "Coon Hat."
When Bobby-James, and Mary-Sue-Ann make thier weekly love, they enjoy finishing up with a brisk "Davy Crocket."
by Wunderboy January 27, 2008
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In a year of going to the crochet group there were maybe three minutes of crocheting between talking about the sociopathic raging cuntrag/supermoms who claimed they were friends while scarfing scones, cookies, truffles and drinking an entire pot of chocolate macadamia nut tea.
Good times!
Person 1:"What did you work on at crocheting group???"
Person 2:"A desert plate!"
Good times!
Person 1:"What did you work on at crocheting group???"
Person 2:"A desert plate!"
by OneWithTheTea August 6, 2009
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Oooooo my prostate is tingling, must have gotten a text from Bill. Hey fetch my phone out of my crocket.
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will argue with people who they feel deserve it
and is very funny
will argue with people who they feel deserve it
and is very funny
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