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The Davey Crockett

A sexual manuever in which you slip a muscle relaxant into your
gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap.
She did say, 'Do whatever you want', so I pulled a Davey Crockett. She's walking normal again after that surgery though.
by John Boy December 23, 2003
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jake crockett

a blantant homosexual cowboy faggot with a fetish for goat balls, and other farm animal untensils of a male origin
by Themastawordsmith November 22, 2010
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davy crocket

To defecate into ones hair and spike it up in a festive manner. When it dries, it should look similar to Davy Crocket's "Coon Hat."
When Bobby-James, and Mary-Sue-Ann make thier weekly love, they enjoy finishing up with a brisk "Davy Crocket."
by Wunderboy January 27, 2008
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Crocheting

Really just another way of saying you are going to do absolutely nothing for the next three hours besides gossiping and eating some chocolate scones with some righteous chocolate macadamia nut tea.
In a year of going to the crochet group there were maybe three minutes of crocheting between talking about the sociopathic raging cuntrag/supermoms who claimed they were friends while scarfing scones, cookies, truffles and drinking an entire pot of chocolate macadamia nut tea.

Good times!

Person 1:"What did you work on at crocheting group???"
Person 2:"A desert plate!"
by OneWithTheTea August 6, 2009
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Crocket

The Crocket (crotch-pocket) is the area between your ass/genitals and the seat, convenient for placing your phone while driving.
Oooooo my prostate is tingling, must have gotten a text from Bill. Hey fetch my phone out of my crocket.
by Assmunch97 August 1, 2017
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crocketter

a person who is clever but hates it

will argue with people who they feel deserve it

and is very funny
beth crocketter
by gary montague September 28, 2008
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Cocktify

The act of smacking a person in the forehead, with your cock, using enough force to leave a mushroom-stamp bruise.
If that bitch ain't careful I'm gonna have to cocktify her.
by PsychoT37 October 27, 2011
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