betty crocker fuck muscle

A very large phallice

"You know what I heard? I heard that if I pumped your paternal cool whip into a toilet with my maternal stank stream then stirred it around with your BETTY CROCKER FUCK MUSCLE I can close the lid then three days later a fuckin baby would crawl out. Then my life would finally be complete."

by Starqueesha December 11, 2007

Mr Crocker

The type of teacher who suspects you of having fairies, goes around yelling FAIRY GOD PARENTS! while switching and bending into weird forms.
Also known of hunting down a scrawny little kid in a pink hat, with weird, evil devices.

My teacher is such a Mr Crocker

by Cosmonopoly May 14, 2018

Betty crocker

A short female who has a double chin...and walks around wearing grandma glasses.

Damn look at that betty crocker...what a shame.

by Oreolover69 January 17, 2017

percy crocker

A Cool Dude With A Bad Tude

Damn, look at that Percy Crocker over there

by VanBot87 February 16, 2017

Bake like Betty Crocker

A way of expressing that you can smoke marijuana at a superior level than the average population.

Jim: Do you smoke weed?
Tom: Yeah man; I bake like Betty Crocker.

or
As adjective

Jim: What are you up to?
Tom: Nothing, watching movies; I'm already baked like Betty Crocker

by Christian Breton January 5, 2009

crocker

To do something that screws up someone else.

I had a job all lined up, but that asshole crockered me!

by freem0nt May 23, 2010

chris crocker

Youtube user whose instant internet celebrity status is mystifying. He posted a tearful video defending Britney Spears which was amusing for the first few views, but after the novelty wore off any sane person would get tired of "Chris Crocker this Chris Crocker that" and wish everyone would just shut the holy hell up.

Guy 1; "Hey I watched the Chris Crocker video"! It's funny!"
Guy 2; "Why?"
Guy 1; "Well he wears mascara and cries and he's obviously a drag queen!"
Guy 2; "Ha ha!"

*A week later*

Guy 3; "Hey I watched the Chris Crocker video"! It's funny!"
Guy 2; "I'M F*CKING SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THIS SH*T"

by Ghunt70 October 23, 2007