cromagnon teen

one who lacks a sense of humor, judges people on the size of their biceps, and loves all things izod...also known to talk incessantly about dance music remixes. Natural enemy of the metro-sexual and the geek.

Yeah, I went to a show last week, and got attacked by a cromagnon teen. He wanted to show a girl his frat car, and I laughed at him having a spoiler on it.

by ocsk8punk May 3, 2005

cobag

Short for colostomy bag, a bag in which one shits directly into when their colon has been compromised. Worse than a douchebag, and gender neutral.

Don't be such a cobag.

You are a complete cobag.

What a cobaggy thing to say, cobag.

EAT IT, COBAG!!!!11!!1!!!!!

by Pinko Punko July 24, 2008

Croagunking

The practice of yelling a pokémon's name (typically Croagunk)as you are orgasming. This is typically done when other participants are not expecting it.

Guy 1: Hey, are you gonna try Croagunking tonight?
Guy 2: Yeah man, of course!

by Another Radical Centrist June 7, 2020

Cromagnium Turbovirgin

When you are an idiot and have no friends. Generally hated by all beings

If you fireball spam in bedwars, you are a cromagnium Turbovirgin

by Dirk_Dastardly October 27, 2020

cronagothitbyragnarok

A tiktoker that makes some edits, They watch like Danganronpa, And some stuff!

Alia: Hey you watch cronagothitbyragnarok?
Eva: No I don’t

Alia: Go follow them they have good edits!
Eva: Ok then!

by cronagothitbyragnarok March 15, 2021

CroMagnon

before ejaculation, you proceed to shove your penis and/or cock against the woman/man's forehead and proceed to grunt, as though you are tim "the toolman" taylor, or a under-developed human being

dude, i cromagnoned sally, but i missed and got a wad in her hair!

by MamboPie February 23, 2011

Cronagon

Best person on TIKTOK. Most elite cosplayer ever. They’re tag is @cronagon

Best person to exists is cronagon or they’re name is Bunny.

by Bunnylol February 20, 2021