croach

the end of a Marijuana vape cart

my cart is about to be a croach

by daradane July 18, 2022

cronchy pp cookies

When your girl is such a sub/simp for you that she makes you cookies to pleasure you but gets distracted going gluck gluck 3000 on your dick to pleasure you and burns the cookies

Man, those cookies look burnt as hell! Nah man those are cronchy pp cookies!

by Hawk Juan rod April 26, 2023

Hansel Croache

A truly wonderful delicacy served all across the black market. Originally developed as a dish in South Sudan, Hansel Croache has developed into something truly unique, containing the nations own grown natural ingredients and bred livestock. There are some secret ingredients that are known by only a select few from around the globe - these secret ingredients give Hansel Croache its unique flavour known by so many.

"Is that Hansel Croache? Gimme it!"

by Rachel nok November 23, 2021

crotchy

one who is always scratching their balls for lack of anything more important to do

Ted is so crotchy I can't shake his hand.

by kgkv June 1, 2014

cronchy

anything extremely nasty, usually referring to a really nasty whore

Did you hear about that cronchy girl who dropped out of school because she got prgnant?

by W. O. M. A. N. January 3, 2008

croaching

Croach/Croached. When someone approaches another person with sexual intent. Usually an eager individual approaching an unsuspecting target. Usually refers to an older balding male sliding into a younger female's direct messages, often very sexy, otherwise scary.

Croaching: Damn bald Benjamin is croaching me, look at the DMs he just sent me!

by fifis December 9, 2018

Crotchy Button

When you're so scared or disgusted your dick hides itself by forming itself into an innie belly button like transformation except it's near your crotch.

That porn I watched earlier scared my penis so bad I have had a crotchy button for a week now.

by therealshadybrabbit August 31, 2015