coitally disturbed

another word for fucked up.

John is coitally disturbed.

by doodness July 31, 2009

ford clitaurus

1. A very large American-made clitoris.

2. A vehicle similar in resemblance to a clitoris.

You're a ford clitaurus.

by jim_bob_007 July 27, 2006

Coitastrophe

Catastrophic coitus. Aka terrible sex. When the P and the V just don't seem to sync correctly.

How was your date with Brian?

It was fine until we got back to my place. He couldn't keep it up. The cat tried to bite his dick. So I just blew him, so it would all be over. It was a coitastrophe.

by OMR-Louisville February 23, 2015

Clitar Hero

Adjective/Slang: To be extremely adept at masturbation due to frequent practice sessions.

Omg, Jenny you need to get a boyfriend, before your a professional Clitar Hero.

by The Seeker January 8, 2009

ON CITAS

When you say something & someone does not believe and tries to instigate into your buisness and you say "ON CiTAS." MEANiNG ON MAMAZ

<GiRL>Im going to the bomb 21 down town san jose.

<bOY>Hell nah you aint them ticcets been sold out.

<GiRL>On citas nigga

by bAY bOOTY May 13, 2006

Citag

Meaning bitch in predictive text.

Yo citag. Are you coming to the Pub citag.

by Stuart Robinson December 25, 2004

clitar

slang for female masturbation

she strums so hard on her clitar you can hear her screaming from two blocks away!

by bigalmond August 14, 2014