Rice crispy stick

When you put your wang in a light socket & turn the switch on until it's crispy.

Dude last Saturday I went to glen's house & we tried Rice crispy stick..

by Fifty cal December 17, 2010

Extra Crispy Sprite

When a thirsty man cums in a girl's mouth and she chases it with a drink of Sprite from McDonald's then kisses you, spitting the cum and Sprite in your mouth, making it extra crispy.

This bitch gave me an Extra Crispy Sprite last night.

by Wibby Wu-tang January 22, 2021

Crispy Skates

Very Quick, Very Agile Skaters who make nifty moves and always fin.

Jordan Eberle has crispy skates.

by Durant35 November 1, 2012

crispy snizzle

The process of performing the crispy snizzle can take as long as a month if executed properly. This method of self-pleasure consists of placing a slice of uncured deli roast beef among the anal cavity over night to let the flavor marinate. The following morning, you MUST place the slice in a warm, moist environment before leaving your home to run errands. This will allow bacteria to multiply at a faster rate which will then increase the speed of the entire process. On the 25th day place the slice on a paved sidewalk exposed to the sun on a hot summer day, this will crisp an exoskeleton of mold onto the outer layer of the thin slab of roast beef. (keep in mind that if a stray dog eats the meat you must restart the entire process from step 1) when all is said and done, you may then lick the firm (crisp) mold patty while masturbating onto your significant other's jelly danish creating the "snizzle" effect. but before you release the alfredo sauce you must eat the slice.

timothy- " to be honest bro, my tummy doesn't feel right after the consumption of that crispy snizzle"
brandon- "but hey man theres nothing to worry about, at least victoria recieved the sauce danish."

by milkyutter May 8, 2019

Crispy Sprite

A Sprite that is especially crisp and delicious, usually served at a McDonalds.

It was the end of a long hot summer day and to quench his thirst Jordan took a long swig of his crispy sprite.

by crispyjenna666 June 14, 2019

Crispy Scott Sunday

When you're fucking a man up the ass and he tries to stop you by forcing a poop out to send up your urethra, but you at the same time ejaculate as hard as you can to counter the flow.

"Man I tried to rape me in prison but I gave him a Crispy Scott Sunday and he surely regretted trying to poop up my dickhole

by Slylock October 15, 2019

Crispy Stroke

When a girl strokes a Plain Crispy Cream doughnut on your dick. The glaze is his nut.

I went to Kev’s last night, and gave him a crispy stroke! Yum yum gone!

by Ksuave April 19, 2022