Cryptochronica

An extremely strong strain of cannabis, which is know for causing negative mental side effects for some time after consumption. However it is known as some extremely good 'shit'.

'Dude that cryptochronica had me talking to myself at work the other day'

'yeah man twas pranging me out aswell'

by fatsac101 June 29, 2009

Craptonite

A turd so powefully foul that it makes you gag

Oh my god I've been attacked by Craptonite!!!!

by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004

Cristobal

A badass Hispanic. Someone who just doesn't give a fuck really.

"Have you meet Cristobal? Don't mess with that Mexican!"

by Omen chaos September 3, 2014

craptopping

the act of using a laptop while taking a crap

Vick: Oh my god! Brittany Murphy died!
Rick: How did you know that from the bathroom?
Vick: I'm craptopping.

by deadheadrik December 22, 2009

Crilton

a horrifying insect demon that is found on videos in youtube, not many people know the exact name of the species but it is characterized but its scaley face and dark body.

I saw a video in which an insect demon appeared, it was most likely a crilton

by Fifimon May 11, 2018

Cristofer

Cristofer is a boy that gets in love so many times. He is a very loving with all girls. If you ever find a boy named Cristofer you are a very lucky woman. Cristofer pairs with the name melanny or Britney. He is really nice.cute and has A really nice funny PERSONALITY ..

i like you cristofer,"oh really would u be my girlfriend?

by By: Emma Garcia May 11, 2018

Cryptocunt

Someone that is clearly a cunt but they continually deny that they are one.

Friend 1: "Hey, should I invite him?"
Friend 2: "Hell no! That guy is a total cryptocunt!"

by Steel Buckeye April 29, 2014