nipple crippler

The act of getting your teet or nipple twisted or squeezed.

My uncle used to pinch my little boobies and ask me what was worse than a texas tornado and answer a nipple crippler.

by Cramerica Industries January 8, 2007

Alge Crumpler

1. Said in dismay when something too easy gets completely screwed up.

2. When you're not paying attention to your surroundings and are completely taken by surprise.

Used along with "Oh God.." for maximum effect.

Origin: On the NFL Network, Deion Sanders coined the phrase. Michael Vick had Alge Crumpler wide open, no one within 15 yards of him. Vick instead begins to throw the ball short, and Deion exclaims, "Oh God..Alge Crumpler!"

<Mike> Sorry I can't stop farting, man..

*2.1 seconds later, whiff of funk pierces Jim's mind*

<Jim> Oh God...Alge Crumpler!!

by NefariousThey February 9, 2007

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

Crippler

A sex position. So hard core you'll cripple your girl.

Guy 1: Hey man i just had sex with her
Guy 2: What position?
Guy 1: Crippler. Shes in a wheelchair now.

by cripplingpostisionman April 5, 2010

Crumplerump

An orgy amongst Furry practitioners, typically stacked at least three Furrys high.

Twinkle and Glenn tag-teamed The Badger last night at the Crumplerump.

by FurrBurrrger January 2, 2011

crippler

a toke, or hit, or marajuana which leaves the inhalant temporarily totally incapacitated. Usually coming on the immediate heels of prior consumption.

"Dude, we'd head now, but Aaron just blew a CRIPPLER."

by mainframe October 31, 2003

Family Face Crippler

Similar to the Crossface Crippler the Family Face Crippler is the real finishing move of Chris Benoit the WWE wrestler. It involves choking your family to death then offing yourself over the course of a weekend.

You better watch your tongue or I'll use the Family Face Crippler!

by Kris Benwa August 1, 2007