crippling diareah

Crippling Diahreah is like a case of thescreaming mimis usually brought about by drinking too much the night before. It is a colon clensing so fierce that you are doubled over and grabbing on to the cripple bars in the restroom for dear life and so that you wont come flying off the can mid exodus.

The lightweight in the stall next to me had the most rank case of crippling diareah I have ever smelt or heard in a long time.

by AK-49 July 3, 2005

Crippling

Something that is so ridiculously pitiful that it hurts you.

The shriveled up little dumpster baby was so crippling that I killed myself.

by JuccBoi April 4, 2020

driggling

Short for "drunk giggling". The act of laughing uncontrollably and seeming silly for being so amused. Brought on by being slightly to moderately boozed.

I couldn't stop driggling when Randy farted on my leg. More beer!

by Diane da Silva May 31, 2007

Croggling

Very quickly scampering around on the floor like a little creature, or gremlin. Croggling may include biting people, but that may very well depend on the one who is croggling.

Person 1: "Hey, are your skindogs croggling?"
Person 2: "What the actual fuck are you talking about."

by sM1LES April 11, 2022

Crippling dick

When your dick is so ancient, that it shrivels up, and needs extra assistance to get a hard-on. Also known as ol’ man dick.

“Awh dammit, I got a crippling dick, so I can’t slam Martha tonight because I can’t get a hard-on quick enough without some viagra.”

by conservativecassie May 28, 2018

cringing

cringing - (cringe present tense)
to have an unsettleing sinking sensation all throughout ones torso from something directly or indirectly happining to oneself,to ones utter horror and dismay.

dying of cringe

person 1: "why are you cringing?"
person 2: " i may have possibly just shit myself...and its unplesant"

by smurf1989 March 3, 2011

crippling

poisonous, very unplesasant, physically draining, unenjoyable

This weekend was crippling.

by Rocky February 10, 2004