Crickett

The sweetest most kind-hearted person you will ever meet. She loves animals and always puts others before herself. Gives money to homeless people and cries when she sees them. Crickett is very sympethetic toward others and is family oriented.

Guy: aww Crickett is so sweet!
Girl: yeah i know she's so great!

by jojo092491 August 20, 2011

dick crickets

Commonly known as crabs. Some other sever cases are known as saber tooth dick cricket.

"man that girl gave me the dick crickets."

by Randall L. September 21, 2007

Ass crickets

When you have ass crickets, you are jumpy or nervous. Also to say irrelevant things.

Were you saying something, or was it the ass crickets again?

by Cleatus March 9, 2003

Cooter Crickets

Noun. Object. Rolled bits of toilet paper stuck on your pubes due to unsatisfactory wiping techniques. Can also be called "cootie crickets" as in the old sled dogg song "crotch cooties and cooter crickets forever."

Go take a bath babe, you're crawlin with cooter crickets!

by ginger petunia November 29, 2003

Cricketing

The simple act of slipping into bed and rubbing your legs together to enjoy the comfy, coziness.

"How'd you sleep last night?"
"Great. I was cold, I started cricketing as soon as I got under the covers."

by Words4Birds April 14, 2019

Shitting Crickets

freaking out

Then my transvestite of an English professor bent down to pick up my pencil, and her wig fell onto my desk. We were both shitting crickets.

Damn, that test was so hard I was shitting crickets.

by Mike Simeone May 24, 2012

urban crickets

In cities, the sound of car alarms going off in the distance. The urban equivalent of hearing crickets chirping in the country.

It was a surprisingly quiet night in the city, and as I walked home to the sounds of urban crickets, I contemplated my next move.

by Connie U. June 11, 2006