cresting

verb

The act of putting a dollop of toothpaste on the tip of the penis and brushing another's teeth with the penis, as though it were a toothbrush.

As Sid was cresting the girl, he advised, "Make sure you get your molars!"

by Sidney-the-kidney April 29, 2012

Chexting

To spell check while/before texting.

Sally: How do you spell hepaticocholangiocholecystenterostomies?
Dave: Why?
Sally: I wanna make sure I spell it right for my lab partner, so I'm chexting with you before I send it to her.

by Pandarose April 26, 2010

Extremely Radioactive GIovinaryputlocinary reaction after the Moltozypollio part of the gigaboltimatio began to melt down, therefore creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change

The Name is pretty descriptive already lol

OH NO!

There was a Extremely Radioactive GIovinaryputlocinary reaction after the Moltozypollio part of the gigaboltimatio began to melt down, therefore creating a sub-trioacular mulitiloafwaxernalitiousing change that happened in the lab yesterday! Thanks goodness the Plyoxinatiator was there to cool it down

by Infrared1011 November 10, 2021

cresting

Tickling your lover's gooch with a long feather, specifically an ostrich feather, but other feathers will do.

Sue loves it when Tom crests her; she likes the peacock feather the most.

A-cresting I will go, a-cresting I will go, hi ho the dairy-o a-cresting I will go.

by reallygrey February 18, 2008

cresting

the act of people across america using crest toothpaste to brush their teeth in public places

"dude, did you see amanda cresting in the gas station??"

by jkushington December 8, 2012

cresting

Giving head while brushing the recipient's teeth. Used as a time saving device when running late for work.

We were cresting all morning

by Mcvaluemeal September 2, 2007

Clexting

When you text in class.

Stop clexting before the teacher takes your phone away.

by crazye88s October 21, 2011