cresley

A bad ass drummer, one of unstudied natural ability.

Person 1 "Man, that drummer was so badass!"

Person 2 "Yeah, I heard he never took lessons, he's a real cresley."

by archibaldcraven February 14, 2014

Crustle

The dried on patty of proteins left on the tip of a penis an hour or so after sexual activity. Often contains lint, hair, or whatever particles were adhered to it before fully drying. Often slightly painful and initially difficult to peel off. May come off more quickly when rehydrated with water.

“Oh man, I just peed on the wall ‘cuz this damn crustle is stuck on ma dick!”

by Cincoventry October 19, 2020

crested n00b

the kind of n00b which is nice and behaves, often only trying to join in with the community.

Crested n00bs are quickly being made extinct by trolls and mean n00bs because they are nice and use proper english (or whatever language they type)

Crested n00bs are usually over the age of 18 and have a high level of maturity, and usually have something to offer to the community they have joined...

Crested n00bs usually evolve into much more prominent members of the online community and become much more popular than trolls or noobs

by Lord Devlin December 30, 2005

oak cresters

students who attend oak crest middle school.

oak crester:how was your spirit day?

diegueno kid: bad.

oak crester: y?

diegueno: because diegueno sucks.

oak crester: u should b an oak crester. its better and a lot of fun. u diegueno kids suck! oak cresters rule!

diegueno kid: tru, tru.

by elyse234745r943765946 October 11, 2008

velcro-crested wallet-snatcher

A derogatory term for a black person, made to resemble the name of a bird. Used in Southern Africa.
See also: kaffir, zot, wog

That bastard velcro-crested wallet-snatcher could use some anti-perspirant.

by Porn_Flakes June 8, 2005

Crettle

To tap ones fingers together sequentially in the style of Mr. Burns from The Simpsons.

Often used when scheming or just generally being malicious.

Mr. Burns Crettled his fingertips while thinking of a new way to rule the world.

by Danny_Ocean June 27, 2009

Chestlessness

A kind word to describe the lacking of tits to the point where a female could be mistaken for a boy

"Oh, look Supreme Leader, that female of chestlessness is not fit to roam the sex dungeon as she is not THREE, but ONE surgery away from a permanent sex change."

by Hacker #1 April 29, 2020