Someone who ignores the scientific evidence of an old Earth, common descent, evolution, history, archaeology, well-known facts about chemistry and physics, etc. to insist that the entire world was created a few thousand years ago merely because it says so in an ancient book written by shepherds.
Typically found visiting websites like "Answers in Genesis", demanding that "warning stickers" be placed in school biology textbooks, and homeschooling their kids to save them from evil men like Richard Dawkins.
Typically found visiting websites like "Answers in Genesis", demanding that "warning stickers" be placed in school biology textbooks, and homeschooling their kids to save them from evil men like Richard Dawkins.
1. "Hey, did you see those creatards lining up to buy tickets for Ben Stein's 'Expelled'"?
2. "Mom, Holly's dad told me that the whole world was made in 4,004 BC in less than a week's time. Also, that Noah put all the world's animals on an ark for forty days to save them from the great flood. Later, Moses led 600,000 Israelites across the desert for 40 years and God gave them food by magic!". "What a creatard!!".
2. "Mom, Holly's dad told me that the whole world was made in 4,004 BC in less than a week's time. Also, that Noah put all the world's animals on an ark for forty days to save them from the great flood. Later, Moses led 600,000 Israelites across the desert for 40 years and God gave them food by magic!". "What a creatard!!".
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Guy 1: What the hell do you look so happy for?
Guy 2: I just did the double crest and feel fantastic!
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Home of the Cuddies and Crest Side Clowns
From Mark to Janice to Wendy to Sage
(For those that dont know, these are Crestside streets in North Vallejo)
Home of the Cuddies and Crest Side Clowns
From Mark to Janice to Wendy to Sage
(For those that dont know, these are Crestside streets in North Vallejo)
Buster Brown: Ay yo cutteez yall headn' back to the crestside?
Cuddies: Yo bussa, bounce for WE'recognize' you
Buster Brown:ight my homies, fa sho sho cutteez
Cuddies: Yo bussa, bounce for WE'recognize' you
Buster Brown:ight my homies, fa sho sho cutteez
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