Creeper

So way back in the mine
Got our pickaxe swingin' from side to side (side to side)
This task a grueling one
Hope to find some diamonds tonight (night, night)
Diamonds tonight
Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up
Total shock fills your body
Oh no it's you again
I can never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes
Cause baby tonight
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again
Cause baby tonight
You grab your pick shovel and bolt again (bolt again)
And run, run
Until it's done, done
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
Cause baby tonight
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again (stuff again)
Just when you think you're safe
Overhearsome hissing from right behind (right behind)
That's a nice life you have
Shame it's got to end at this time, time, time, time
Blows up, and your health bar drops and you could use a 1-up
Get inside don't be tardy
So now you're stuck in there
Half a heart is left but don't die, die, die

Cause baby tonight
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again
Cause baby tonight
You grab your pick shovel and bolt again (bolt again)
And run, run
Until it's done, done
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
Cause baby tonight
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again (stuff again)
Creepers, ya mine, haha
Dig up diamonds, craft those diamonds, make some armor
Get it baby, go and forge that like you so, mlg pro
The sword's made of diamonds, so come at me bro
Ha, training in your room under the torch light
Hone that form to get you ready for the big fight
Every single day in the whole night
Creeper's out prowlin', (Whoo), alright
Look at me, look at you
Take my revenge that's what I'm gonna do
I'm a warrior baby, what else is new
And my blade's gonna tear through you
Bring it
Cause baby tonight
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again
(Get your stuff, yea let's take back the world, haha)
Cause baby tonight
You grab your sword, armor and go (it's on)
Take your revenge (woo)
So fight, fight
Like it's the last, last
Night of your life, life show them your bite (woo)
Cause baby tonight
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again
Cause baby tonight
You grab your pick shovel and bolt again (bolt again)
And run, run
Until it's done, done
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
Cause baby tonight
The creeper's tryin' to steal all our stuff again (woo)

by kwozont & caik January 5, 2021

Creepersaurus rex

A person who is beyond creepy, like a creepy dinosaur (such as a T-rex). They are very strange, weird, bizarre, uncomfortable, and are usually very much unaware of it. A Creepersaurus rex will exhibit inappropriate behavior, such as stalking, demonstrating mental breakdowns on social media, or worse.

Teacher: This former student of ours posted pictures of my colleague on her Facebook cover photos without his knowing and she totally came off as a Creepersaurus rex. Stay clear of her.
Colleague: Omg... Yikes! The zoomed in photo sure didn't make it any less creepy, huh...

by LingDanc803 April 21, 2021

a crepe in the waffle house

A term used to describe when a homosexual is in a heterosexual environment - it is not intended to be an insult

Lance: "So, I went out last night at ended up at some bar named the End Zone. Wrong implication - it was about football."
Mike: "So you were like a crepe in the waffle house?"
Lance: "Yes!"

by von groovy May 11, 2019

Creeper Complex

a type of complex where a person makes everything more awkward than it is, calls everyone a "creeper", has shitty social competence, and snubs people that are different from them. It's not that other people are weird, they just freak out at everything and make situations more tense than they really are.

At a popular beach resort, two girls are posing for a photo taken by a third girl, standing a considerable distance apart. A man lingers between them, on his cell phone, unaware that he is standing in the way. They hesitate for a moment before asking him to move, in which he apologizes as he moves out of the way. Afterwards:
Girl 1: OMG, that guy was SUCH a creeper!
Girl 3: ... ? No--he was just on the phone and he couldn't tell that he was in the way. You and you're god-damm creeper complex need to calm the fuck down.

by GatorFan87 July 2, 2009

Myspace Creeper

(Noun) 1. A person who frequents your Myspace account on a daily/weekly basis. 2. A person who is capable of recalling the pictures you have posted, recent comments, captions, Etc. 3. One who knows too much personal information about your Myspace, possible only from mass amounts of time viewing it.

1. My tracker says that Jim looked at my Myspace every day this week. What a fucking Myspace Creeper!
2. Boy: Hey! Your the girl with that picture of yourself in a bathing suit on your Myspace!
Girl: Yeh whatever you say Myspace Creeper.
3. Charles knows everything about her myspace. He's a goddam Myspace Creeper.

by Jim Nantz December 9, 2008

fresh crepes

New shoes.

Like you fresh crepes

by Pig1 June 17, 2014

Creeper Van

Those scary vans that pedophiles and rapists like to drive. They are often used to transport groups of people or equipment, but can also be used by weirdos to kidnap and rape people in the back. They are often, but not always white and the weirdest ones don’t have windows in the back.

Why is that creeper van parked at a school?
Stay away from that creeper van! Who knows who's driving it!
Don't buy a creeper van if you don't have to because it makes you seem weird.

by Anti-Creeper June 28, 2011