Creminis and Misdemeanies Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with cremini mushrooms

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Creminis and Misdemeanies Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

warm cremator

A stainless steel drum, fitted with redundant 60 psi relieve valves, partly filled with a water and sodium hydroxide solution, and heated over a propane flame to 300°F. Used to completely dissolve bodies, in less than three hours. Preferred by organized crime in industrialized nations, for body disposal.

Vladimir: You like my warm cremator boss? Got rid of them snitches.

Mikol: You rock. Where did you come up with this?

Vladimir: They use a larger system in American slaughterhouses. This is a puny one.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 16, 2010

cold cremator

A drum partly filled with sodium hydroxide (commonly called lye or caustic soda) and water, used to fully dissolve a human body over a period of several days. Favored by organized crime, warlords and serial killers, for body disposal.

criminal 1: Why you got all of these drums in your garage?

criminal 2: Those are my cold cremators. I dissolve potential snitches and bitchy girlfriends in them.

criminal 1: Cool!

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 16, 2010

Cock Crematorium

When you put hot hands or something similar on your freezing cold penis.

My penis was so cold I had to the cock crematorium to warm it up

by HughMongusCo February 14, 2022

cremated

When you trip on Dextromethorphan and smoke some Marijuana. The name refers to the sensation of being in an oven, being burnt at 3000 degrees F.

"Oh man, I just drank a bottle of Robitussen an hour ago. I'm so tripping. The weed is making it...oh my god... OH MY FUCKING GOD! IM CREMATED!"

by wafflekingLOL May 22, 2009

cremabed

Swallowing somebodies sperm, after he had sex with another women.

Oh let me swallow your CREMABED! :)

by DAYANA March 9, 2007

creminage

a rare bread of male leader, born to rule and usually associated with good fortune. wealth is just but one of their many traits. the name is originally from the Hebrew culture lost languages, it means a disciple.

it is quite rare to come across a creminage.

by oden ouyur jkhjhdgvbgbd April 19, 2018