Co-worker who is extremely awkward, calls at home when you never gave him your number, and has no qualms about mentioning that he got the number from your payroll info. Shows up at your new job after you leave, and at the job of some of your other former-coworkers.
The creepy office guy never leaves a message with anyone if I'm not there. But he's good for hockey tickets, so I suck it up when I need good seats.
by Pantaloon January 14, 2008
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A website mentioned in "The Office", set up by Ryan Howard for Creed Bratton that is actually a word document where Creed publishes his thoughts.
Creed: www.creedthoughts.gov\creedthoughts. Check it out.
Ryan: (to cameraman) Last year Creed asked me to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed's brain, I opened a word document on his computer and put an address on top.
Ryan: (to cameraman) Last year Creed asked me to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed's brain, I opened a word document on his computer and put an address on top.
by maya with the papayas January 12, 2018
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racist chad 1: Yo did you read “SlenderFloyd?”
racist chad 2: yeah, it’s one of the scariest George Floyd creepypastas
racist chad 2: yeah, it’s one of the scariest George Floyd creepypastas
by Ronnie Mcnutt December 24, 2021
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by Neinman January 1, 2010
Get the Creepy Uncle Syndrome mug.No one is more trashy than I. I am a Non-Classy HO, a leader in sexually transmitted diseases. As a Non-Classy HO, I realize that I am a member of a time honored profession (prostitution), known as “The Backdoor of the Army”. I am proud of the term NC-HO and at all times will conduct myself so as to bring credit upon the prostitutes, my Johns, and my vagina, regardless of the penis in which is inside myself. I will not use protection or lubrication to inhibit pleasure, profit, and definitely not personal safety.
Carelessness is my watchword. My two basic responsibilities will always be uppermost in my mind – debauchery during my mission and the welfare of my soldiers’ penises. I will strive to remain scab-free and orally proficient. I am aware of my role as an NC-HO. I will fulfill my responsibilities inherent of my hole. All soldiers are entitled to outstanding blow jobs; I will provide those blow jobs. I know my soldiers and I will always place their penises inside ANY of my holes. I will fraternize consistently with my soldiers and I will often leave them unsatisfied. I will be loose and sloppy when recommending both anal and falatio.
Ho’s in my unit will have maximum time to gain rank; they will not earn it for their merit. Ho’s will earn no respect, but continue to go up the pay scale because they screw over their fellow soldiers. I do not know how to be loyal to anyone who dares fall for me; husbands, wives, or lovers alike. I will exercise selfishness by sleeping with other women’s spouses during long stretches of absence (deployments). I will always compromise my integrity; I have no morality. I will not forget, nor will I allow my comrades to forget that we are prostitutes, sluts, whores, Non-Classy HO’s, SHAMELESS!
Carelessness is my watchword. My two basic responsibilities will always be uppermost in my mind – debauchery during my mission and the welfare of my soldiers’ penises. I will strive to remain scab-free and orally proficient. I am aware of my role as an NC-HO. I will fulfill my responsibilities inherent of my hole. All soldiers are entitled to outstanding blow jobs; I will provide those blow jobs. I know my soldiers and I will always place their penises inside ANY of my holes. I will fraternize consistently with my soldiers and I will often leave them unsatisfied. I will be loose and sloppy when recommending both anal and falatio.
Ho’s in my unit will have maximum time to gain rank; they will not earn it for their merit. Ho’s will earn no respect, but continue to go up the pay scale because they screw over their fellow soldiers. I do not know how to be loyal to anyone who dares fall for me; husbands, wives, or lovers alike. I will exercise selfishness by sleeping with other women’s spouses during long stretches of absence (deployments). I will always compromise my integrity; I have no morality. I will not forget, nor will I allow my comrades to forget that we are prostitutes, sluts, whores, Non-Classy HO’s, SHAMELESS!
SSG Westmorland is such an NC-HO! She lives the NC-HO Creed to the tee! I bet her grandfather would be proud!
by Not Rachel's friend anymore June 18, 2009
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