creditcarding girl

The type of woman a man will date when so absolutely desperate that he has to give his credit card information over the phone just to get some action from her.

Phone sex operator, hooker, supermodel—anyone sexy enough to be able to charge your credit card.

Dave has only been able to hit the creditcarding girls lately! What a loser!

by Balfdor June 14, 2006

Creetard

Another word for a person who listens to the band Creed

Example 1:
Boy 1: Hey dude did you hear the latest Creed album?
Boy 2: No dude, what do you think I am a Creetard.

Example 2:
Girl:Did you hear that she listens to Creed?
Boy:Yeah she is what we call a Creetard

by moose1618 July 19, 2012

creditor

A bunch of cunts working in an office that want your money, because your a twat and didn't pay them :P

Creditor - people Mik owes

by Mike November 15, 2004

cretard

Someone who is a cretin and a retard.

Person 1: *someone* is a retard.
Person 2: *someone* is really dense.
Person 3: So, *someone* is a cretard.

by HGCE December 14, 2008

cretard

One who is creatively retarded.

Ryan D. is such a cretard.

The cretard wanted a banana, so he ate his yellow crayon.

by smartieracer May 12, 2004

creeptarded

rareling and meat pie.

we are so creeptarded.

by sikeeeee August 4, 2007

cretard

some one who finds new and creative ways to be retarded.

that cretard is taking apart wet floor signs to make skis for the snow...

by seamonkey87 February 13, 2010