crawled out of the nest

A term to describe someone who just got out of bed and used minimal hygiene before presenting himself/herself to the world. Usually done by people who partied like a rock star the night before. Something worse than bedhead.

The couple in the booth looked and smelled like they just crawled out of the nest.

by I AM KAFREEN January 12, 2010

crotch crawler

Crabs, or body lice. I know some of you had'em. Q-tip and Tribe Called Quest call'em "The Pubic Enemy". Or E-Z E once said "She's bad nobody is badder but she got more crabs than a seafood platter."

She fine, but I herd she gots crotch crawlers.

by Kid Ray September 25, 2006

LAN-Crawling

The act of searching the LAN (Local Area Network) for files or information. This can be done manually by browsing the network, or by using a LAN-utility to search automatically.

-Dude, connect to this guy "moron5", he has over 9000Tb warez shared!
-Who is that?
-idk, I found him while LAN-Crawling

by moron5 September 11, 2009

crawlin' up the wall

laying on your back with your legs against the wall, the action of masturbation with the result of shooting semen into your face, aka as a "self money-shot"

guy: hey, why didn't you answer your phone last night?

friend: well my parents had a long talk with me about what it means when parents catch their sons crawlin' up the wall...

by samurai samus March 12, 2010

curb crawling

The practice of trying to pick up a prostitute in a red-light district, by driving slowly along the curb, and checking out the action.

Hey, Luigi, you wanna go curb crawling tonight?

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

crawley kebab

Crawley Kebab :- when a pissed posh Sussex girl squats on your face outside Morrisons at 1am Saturday morning.

Debby nearly suffocated me with a Crawley Kebab last weekend.

by Trixie4 June 13, 2017

clinic crawling

A variation on the pub crawl, whereas an addict moves from clinic to clinic to clinic, often in an impaired state, to find more of their beloved opiate.

Hey man, let’s get out for awhile and do some clinic crawling, I don’t wanna run out of my Vicodin.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019