kerb crawler

a person who drives around red light districts looking for sex.

kerb crawler by person May 1, 2003

Bum Crawler

Adjective; Someone who crouches behind a player and follows them around, usually using them as cover and/or to cause great annoyance.

Particularly prevalent on online FPS games, such as Call of Duty.

The verb is 'to bum crawl'.

Player #1: "Dude, look at that n00b behind you, he's been following you all game."

Player #2: "Yeah, he's such a bum crawler!"

Bum Crawler by th3presscorpse November 20, 2011

Goblin crawler 

A long green insectoid creature with dozens of legs. Lives in caves in a constant search for precious gold. Potentially hostile torwards humans and other animals. During evolutionary processes, goblin crawlers have developed a disqusting hunting mechanism. They emit an unknown deadly green substance. The mankind has named this substance "goblin glob". No human has ever lived after experiencing the goblin glob, thus information about it is scarce.

Exploration of caves inhabited by goblin crawlers is strictly forbidden by the law. Goblin crawlers must be quarantined from mankind at all costs. Spreading a goblin glob is considered a serious environmental crime. The punishment is heavy, and the violators usually need to pay with their life.

The cave excavation site has been discontinued after the incident involving goblin crawlers. fuck you goblin crawlers.

Goblin crawler by Emelk March 8, 2022

one-eyed night-crawler w/ turtleneck 

Covert expression for the male (possibly uncircumcised) sexual tool.
see: one eyed trouser trout

His best catches were when he used his one-eyed night-crawler-with-a-turtleneck as bait.

one-eyed night-crawler w/ turtleneck by sonni hopkins September 7, 2005

crotch crawler 

Crabs, or body lice. I know some of you had'em. Q-tip and Tribe Called Quest call'em "The Pubic Enemy". Or E-Z E once said "She's bad nobody is badder but she got more crabs than a seafood platter."

She fine, but I herd she gots crotch crawlers.

crotch crawler by Kid Ray September 25, 2006

Carrion Crawler 

U.S. grindcore/noisecore band from the late 1990's, now defunct.

I saw Carrion Crawler at the show.

Carrion Crawler by Jensen C. Ochoa Ph.D. August 22, 2007

Kitchen Crawler 

Individuals, often of the rather portly variety, who hunker down and set up shop in multi-resident common area Kitchens to engage in extensive study and partake in incessant culinary practice.

Bro, those Kitchen Crawlers never leave the Kitchen, it's like they live there.

Kitchen Crawler by max imumcapacity120 September 27, 2023