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Full Craven

The act of drinking 4 pints of beer/lager/stout in one session without going for a piss. If you drink 2 pints, but fail to drink 2 more, you have done a Half Craven. Named after the urban myth that T.V. presenter John Craven can drink four pints without taking a piss. Those who complete a Full Craven will be the envy of all of their friends and will be a real man.
3 pints without going for a piss. 1 more and I've done a Full Craven.
by imgreat196 December 5, 2009
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Crave

1. A big want for nom-noms

2. An exaggeration for wanting a thing
1. I crave pickles

2. OMG YAAAS QUEEN I CRAVE DAT DRESS!
by Sir Jinkies of the Zoinks April 20, 2019
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Craven

Adjective-

1. Berserk, fuckin crazy
2. Mad, especially as manifested in wild or aggressive behaviour
3. Extremely enthusiastic
4. In an out of mind, drug fueled state
5. In need of drugs
there's a guy running naked down the street, he's gone absolutely craven

that bloke over there will rob you to buy drugs, he's craven
by AdamMarshall October 20, 2020
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pussy craver

a person who is cant get their mind off of pussy
"Eric is a pussy craver?"
by brettisdare January 25, 2009
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B-Craven

A total homosexual who enjoys threesomes with two dildos in their ears. Plays drums and can only score with ugly mexicans.
That person in party chat is a total B-Craven.
by BlinkDums May 25, 2010
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caveypuss

A caveypuss is one who avoids social activities, instead favoring retreating to their cave-like room to drink expensive beer alone, play RPG games on high end computers, eat munchies, and generally be moody and reclusive.

The plural of caveypuss is caviepi, and it has been observed that caviepi generally enjoy hoppy ales and salty, crunchy snacks.

Caviepi are not necessarily reclusive gaming-nerd types by nature, but occasionally fall prey to the desire to sit around in the dark, killing Draugs and unraveling the mysteries of Temerian politics in a drunken daze.
Bitchtits - "Yo let's go drink expensive beer together and attack my pusillanimous room-mate with knives! It'll be a blast!"
Caveypuss - "I'm not sure...I think I'm just going to go play wizard instead. I got all this chex mix and Red Seal Ale...see..and..."
Bitchtits - "Why are you being such a caveypuss? I bet you have a high end gaming computer, too, you caveypuss you!"
Caveypuss - "...."
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CraveinEverything

A Belief, something you hold True, creates firm Confidence in someone or something you Consume
Please know, the Morning Reveler will CraveinEverything you do!!
by Bennie BoyTV August 23, 2019
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