Sea Critters

The gross little sea animals that walk the sea floor. Does not include fish.

ex: Crabs

Maria won't touch the ocean floor because she is afraid of sea critters.

by Lethalxrose August 3, 2010

crotch critters

body crab

I was going to have sex with her until her crotch critters started dancing

by Mach 4 December 29, 2011

Critters

TOES!

Person 1: I WILL CUT OFF THEIR CRITTERS AND FEET IT TO THEM
Person 2: Critters ???
Person 1: *wiggles toes* critters

Person A: P U T Y O U R C R I T T E R S A W A Y
Person B: N O *SCREECHES*
God: Why did I make you

by AwkwardMandork October 10, 2018

Coochy Critters

Crotch dwelling creatures found in the vainga of a women.

Damn, it smells, but you also got coochy Critters!!!

by kiwi May 7, 2004

Crapters

Purposefully brief chapters within a novel that can be read to completion during a bowel movement giving the reader a sense of accomplishment.

Dude, even with my attention deficit and high fiber diet I tore through my assigned reading in like three days because this book was only 12 crapters.

by Lingua Franco March 27, 2011

cartters

Cartters is the romantic pairing of Leopold "Butters" Stotch and Eric Theodore Cartman from south park.

Is the most popular gay ship with Cartman right after Kyman, and second most popular Butters's ship after Bunny.

Person 1: I like Kyman.
Person 2: Cartters is better!

by Paphrotka April 30, 2018

cattersnail

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by Cattersnail February 6, 2019