car-crastinator

Someone who is sitting in their car,looking for things in their trunk, or just screwing around while you are waiting to take their parking spot.

I can't believe we are waiting for this spot for 5 minutes, this asshole is such a car-crastinator.

by HC Q May 15, 2009

crackinated

Something having added crack cocaine too esp. coffee.

"Terry needs to switch to de-crack if he's ever gonna be calm enough to sit through the board meetings.", "How do you like your coffee? Crackinated or de-crackinated?"

by Roger the First April 13, 2007

cractivate

A combination or portmanteau of the words crack and activate meaning the use of alternate methods to gain access to computer programs or hardware.

cractivate differs from hactivate: cractivate implies malicious intent.

I downloaded MS Office for free and managed to cractivate it with a bogus authentication code.

by uzebdrumz January 2, 2012

crustipated

Crusty; caked on; and not easily removed.

My vacuum cleaner is crustipated and will no longer suck.

by zeiserism February 10, 2018

Castigate

Put someone down on the spot, to act from developed fury and to ‘dress them down’

I have behaved on my accord in order to castigate them in a public place.

by Fahst March 15, 2019

castigate

verb. a popular combination of castrate and investigate.

Your girlfriend is going to be so pissed you didn't call her back, she's going to castigate you!!!

by PirateK April 1, 2010

Face-crastinating

v. Wasting all your time on Facebook or some other social networking site when you should be studying for your exam in three hours or doing homework for Environmental Science.

If you keep face-crastinating, you're going to fail your Physics final.

by frustratedstudent September 28, 2010