craphack

When someone leaves their social media account open, thereby allowing anyone (a friend, relative or co-worker) to post a status or tweet about their taking a crap.

"Dude, what was with your status last night?"
"It wasn't me, I swear. I was craphacked."

by WriterJHB November 11, 2012

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Crawlback number

The phone number you use to call up your ex to try to get back together with them.

"So, after your ex told you that you're a failure as a man, that you were a failure as a husband, and that you would've been a failure as a father, you're still going to try to get back together with her? How are you even going to reach her? I thought she blocked you from everything."
"I think I still have her cell in my incoming call history, so I'll just use that as a crawlback number."

by Tochterlieber September 21, 2014

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Cashbucks

1) A rare form of malachite, often found in the Yucatan province of Mexico.

2) An awkward sexual act involving small furry creatures and steak sauce (that is illegal in every member state of the G8).

3) An extremely manly name.

Examples:

3) Fuck man.. I leave the dorm for one weekend and you kidnap a family of albinos? This is why we tried to sedate you last weekend.

2) Baby, I can't wait to get some cashbucks up in this joint.

1) I'll trade you my neigbour's child for a hunk of cashbucks.

by Meowsplat November 24, 2009

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