Crapple

When one reaches into the fridge and pulls out a Snapple, sips, and realizes it is not the flavor of desire. This event usually occurs during the morning when one is most disoriented. 'Crapple' can be used two ways...a. A verb b. an interjection

a. “this doesn't taste like Snapple apple..."

"Gurl you jus crappled!"

b."Crapple! i didn't want diet peach tea. Shoot me!"

by owennn October 20, 2010

Crapple

Cranberry and apple, usually reffering to juice.

I love crapple juice.

by Green Tak December 9, 2008

crapple

1. A dish made up of crap and apple which is bitter-sweet.
2. The active non-exercise of said values.

Yesterday my company gave me a crapple sandwich with a side of "good job" and my final paycheck!

by muahlamb4 July 30, 2009

Crapple

An apple that looks like it should be nice and tasty but is really disappointing.

"Dammit! It's a crapple."

by The Scrabble Kings June 27, 2007

crApple

The worlds worst drink on Earth. Usually refers to Snapple,or some other crappy tasting juice drink that waters itself down and then charges more money.

This apple Snapple crapple tastes like apple water shit. I knew apple juice, I worked with apple juice, and you Snapple sir are no apple juice!

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

crapple

A word from Family guy...

Holy CRIPP hes a CRAPPLE!!!!

by oopoop September 13, 2006

crapple

Crappy apple.

"Gee, Gina this crapple sucks. It reminds me of your mommas butt!" Tommy said.

by gotaskedtothedance5times January 6, 2015