cappernicker

someone who caps so much that they got the name nick

A: trees can fly!!
B: your such a cappernicker

by EpicLeonardo November 19, 2021

crappertainment

Popular culture that is viewed as an insipid distraction.

My friend spends all day watching the crappertainment on TV.

by torngat March 7, 2009

Crappertunity

The opportunity to go potty number two (defecate). This is an important thing for the many people who are constipated. These people will often shove the ground hog back in the hole because they can't go potty unless they are in a bathroom where they feel safe and comfortable. Usually such a bathroom exists only at home when others living with this person are at work or otherwise out. As a result, these people end up with very painful constipation.

Wife: "I have very bad gas and my tummy hurts! I haven't gone to the bathroom for five days".

Husband: : "Honey, did you have a crappertunity? You have to stop passing up crappertunities and go when you get a chance. Otherwise, you may explode!"

by rb3 March 19, 2013

cappersnickle

means you’re not messing around

bro, no kizzy no cappersnickle! u think i’m playing around?!

by JoeyTheSkeetMaster January 8, 2022

Crappening

A word you'd use if something bad has recently happened and you're late to witness it.

What's crappening here?

by so bored, so I define things April 27, 2022

Capparoni and Cheese

Originating from the word "Cap" but adding a little goodness to it.

When one lies to the greatest extent that it makes KFC's Mac and Cheese look like it could be your momma's home made goodness.

Friend 1: bro I got a date with Jack Harlow.
Friend 2: Thats some Capparoni and Cheese my guy.

by Capparoni And Cheese May 26, 2023

cappernickel

Someone who is trash at Fortnite and someone who is lying

Stop being a cappernickel
Your a cappernickel

by PZ8 WizardSky March 21, 2019