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crabapples

exclamation
An exclamation that just comes out when you're angry. Not technically a swear!
adjective
Describing someone/something that is stupid or useless.
exclamation
SHITZAM! My crabapple phone is at 3%!
CRABAPPLES! I don't want to ski backwards off that cliff!
by allieh acob August 21, 2016
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crahappy

(kr-a-Happy)adverb,.
1.The state of being that is satisfying or embodies a sense of well being despite the fact that that state of being is resultant of less than savory tactics.

2. Feelings of a counteractive nature one being happy and the other being crappy
I drank the last of my roommates vodka and felt crahappy.

I made out with that guy at the bar and now I feel crahappy.
crappyhappy
by urbana503 December 15, 2010
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Crabapple middle school

The worst school ever teachers are rude and people only want to go there to tik off teachers
Dude have u heard of cms??
No bro what about it?
Dude the teachers just dress cut someone for PM's.
Bro no way.
Dude yea and Mrs. Z made fun of one student
Bro I hate crabapple middle school
by Jxhqgejdi December 27, 2019
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Allentown Crabapple

Origins are likely unknown - I'd assume Allentown, but I'm really doubtful of that. I heard it from this kid at a show in Cleveland, and just thought it so bizzare, I had to include it.

An Allentown Crabapple is just another word for penis, or rockhard errection.
"I'm gonna break her off some ol' allentown crabapple."
by WiSE May 25, 2004
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Currie Crabapple

After anal sex a Crabapple is inserted into the anus so it can be retrived by the partner using only his mouth.
(Eating is optional)
Hey man Ron told me he gave Scott the old Currie Crabapple last night !

Ya..Rob & Ron told me that it took Scott almost a hour of hard sucking and gnawing to get that bad boy out.
Dude !! (I think scott made Ron eat it after).
by Dylan Wilson February 8, 2008
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Crabapples

It's the nickname used for the new mini macs that just came out. This word derived from the company name/logo. What's smaller than an Apple? Crabapples!
That new crabapple you got is really cool. Now all we need is a folding keyboard and my tablit and we're set!
by Kamui.EXE January 31, 2005
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Cranapple

One who is being in the presence of a person by the name of Joe or Joseph.
Person A - "Yo, nigga, you kickin' it cranapple style tonight?"

Person B - "Ah shit son, you best belive it. Joe and I are possed' ta roll up a blizzy (weed filled cigar) in da back streets. Nah mean?"
by Steve Whittman March 2, 2009
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