draftsman

A Draftsman is a person employed in the engineering field who draws lines for the engineer. This person is usually someone who couldn't cut it in school as an engineer due to their lack of intellect and problem solving skills, hence they employ their coloring book skills and draw lines and circles for engineers.

Draftsmen are usually bitter, and pissed off because they know that they will be limited to drawing lines and being the engineer's bitch. When possible, Draftsmen try to fool others into thinking they are actual engineers.
Draftsmen are almost always mentally unstable and are incredibly difficult to work with.
The majority of draftsmen can't spell.

Dude, that guy is such an asshole! Why is he so pissed off about life? ...Oh. Shit, I didn't know he was a draftsman.
My bad.

by Captain Meathole December 1, 2017

Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore

A particularly accommodating female sexual partner

When I'm horny, there's nothing quite like hopping on my Craftmatic Adjustable Floor-Whore.

by Batrastard April 21, 2003

craftmatic adjustable bed

Device used to facilitate autofellatio

by Baller-Ass Nigga July 9, 2003

American Craftsonianmanship

The excellent workmanship that goes into each and every genuine, American-Made product, ranging from the new Chevy Volt to classics like the Atomic Bomb.

Party A: Would you just look at that excellent American Craftsonianmanship! It must have taken an employee six hours to put together that tweed!
Party B: Yeah, bro; Rad!

by liberalwizardtyler December 2, 2010

Crapsmanshit

This is the practice of an extremely un skilled person dedicated to his or her trade or craft.

Johnny used his best Crapsmanshit to score a D on his architecure project.

by Nathandar August 27, 2010

Cragsman

A man of god who will sweep you off your feet. Cragsman is amazing and is the best man you will ever meet. He is very cool and hot, always a 10/10 individual.

Person 1: omgg!! cragsman! you're so cool and sexy!
Cragsman: it's sort of my thing

by APUGACHEV May 10, 2022

craftmatic adjustible boi

Found in the Dorko on the Patio series, he was one of Dorko's friends. He wore a dogcollar and a laidlaw jumpsuit and played bongo drums.

Craftmatic Adjustible Boi is playing a rather dramatic, uplifting surprise riddim at the Liquid Monkey tonight, accompanied by his girlfriend, Creep Suzzette on saxophone.

by Agent Chainsawlady February 27, 2004