crafted by angels

an arse that is so sublimely perfect

her ass was crafted by angels man!

by louster? December 10, 2009

crafterbating

Masterbating while looking through Pinterest

"Where's Joe's mom?"
"She's probably crafterbating in her bedroom"

"Did you see that chalkboard paint-mason-jar-washi-tape project I pinned?"
"Oh yeah, I crafterbated to it all afternoon"

by Pixiety October 14, 2015

Craffee

Coffee that has crack added to it instead of sugar

Man stay clear of Ingrid when shes on her Craffee

by Hoflock June 13, 2008

craftsexual

An individual who is so caught up in their craft(s) that they have no time and/or money to pursue relationships.

Dennis- Mike where have you been? I have not seen you in weeks. Mike- I'm sorry, I have been working on a lot of stuff recently. Dennis- You have become a craftsexual haven't you? Mike- ...

by War Hammer May 4, 2014

crafted

Adj. An object or person who is:

1. fake

2. try hard
3. not authentic

Dahreal: yo you see that girl over there
Chad: Yee the one with dem heels
Dahreal: her face is so crafted

by Rayflurry April 21, 2016

CrafterPika

I mean he had a decently sized brain not as big as NoobMaster69’s but you know it’s pretty big

Person 1: You’re such a CrafterPika

Person 2: Did you just call me dumb?

by Pornhub is epic October 25, 2020

crafthead

someone who plays minecraft for an extended period of time. This term is a portmanteau of "craft" (minecraft) and "Crackhead", denoting the addictive properties of the game minecraft.

I am a crafthead, and i'm proud of it. No wonder Microsoft wanted in on the minecraft and ported it to xbox 360. it has to be the best non-halo XB360 game ever, even though it's simply a shadow of the PC version.

by Not Aaron Krause January 23, 2014