Dont cry, craft

Using arts and crafts to hide your own personal depression and failures

"That made me so sad i was literally crying!"
"No, dont cry, craft"

by Phan is so real February 23, 2017

the crater

a place in the woods of east milton, massachussetts. the number 1 drinking and partying spot in milton. usually every year assholes from quincy come there and do something to stir up trouble and cause the cops patrol it hardcore for a couple weeks/months, and ruin everyones weekends. the ground is covered in empty cans, broken bottles, roaches, blunts, and empty tins. legendary spot.

dude, lets go crush some stews and skom at the crater, and maybe try to get some action from the ladies.

ya dude, hopefully the cops wont be around to bopp kids and steal their packies.

yopp yopp!!!! east milton!

by jacorrey Lewis November 29, 2011

Crafting Vegeto

Crafting Vegeto is a popular YouTuber/streamer who is extremely cancerous and is very cute and sweet. He like to watch Jojo and make YouTube vids just on it. He streams almost everyday except for Tuesdays and has a discord server which he is active and talks to his many fans in.

His real name is Samy and was born May 3, 1996, his age is 23 and he is a super hot french man ;))
He has many ships for example:
Craftinzzy (Samy and Tezz)

Smichgeto (Smich and Samy)
Btw did I mention he’s fucking adorable?

I love crafting Vegeto he’s such a great streamer/YouTuber.

by Erentheidot February 11, 2020

Loot Crate

Hey are you a nerd? Do you like a bunch of worthless shit? Do you like a bunch of junk on your desk? So much junk you cant even put what you need on it. Do you like pop culture references on cafe press quality t-shirts? A ninja VS pirate mouse pad! Wow sweet,awesomesauce! Do you like Doctor Who? Who doctor doesn't?! Are you deranged?! Introducing Loot Crate! A service that allows you to get junky stuff every month in your mail! Just imagine every month a loot crate by your house filled with little trinkets..Never stopping! NEVER WILL STOP..Increasing with junk every month! There is no more room in the house! Garbage all over, boxes and packing peanuts no room to spare. We have cheap plastic and you have an obsession! It's only $25 a month and you get a package every single fucking month. Also don't forget to make a shitty unboxing video of you attempting to hide how disappointed you are. Waiting for something you ACTUALLY LIKE!

Youtuber: Whoa bro! Did you see my loot crate unboxing on youtube!

Youtuber's friend: yea bro that stuff was shit

by MaxhasTax August 5, 2015

5 minute crafts

A clickbaity channel with almost 30M subs, mostly watched by kids and moms. Most of their videos show stupid "crafts" you will NEVER actulally use in your entire life

5 minute crafts: 42 HOLY GRAIL HACKS THAT WILL SAVE YOU A FORTUNE
Average people: These are so USEFUL!
ACHIEVMENT GET!: Waste 12 mins of ur life and repeat it daily

by awesomegam August 7, 2018

Craftermath

The resulting and overwhelming mess that is left lying all about after a full day, week, or month of creative pursuits. Massive amounts of creative supplies jumbled and piled all together, all about ones workspace, making it impossible to continue crafting until cleaned and possibly preventing any inspiration whatsoever.

After her much needed craft day, the resulting craftermath looked like a tornado went through her studio.

by abbinme January 23, 2012

Crafting

Crafting originates from a prank made by Danisnotonfire and Amazingphil. Essentially I believe it means to be a distraction from crying.

I'm crafting so hard.

Craft, It'll be alright.
Don't cry, craft!

by SupernaturallyCrazed September 1, 2016