Crackitude

Someone high on crack with an attitude

She is being so mean . I think she has a Crackitude

by Starr hawn November 12, 2017

crackship

A relationship between two characters from different fandoms (tv shows, films, books etc), that is impossible to achieve.

Stefan Salvatore and Effy Stonem is my favorite crackship.

by nationalanthem February 26, 2013

chickshit

crappy books written by and for women ...chicklit can be good, chickshit never is

Eat Pray Love is a self-indulgent example of the rampant chickshit on the literary market these days.

by mllp April 26, 2008

crackstitute

A person who sells themselves for the purpose of sucking dick and getting crack.(or other hard drug substance)

Not only is (insert name here) a hoe, but they are a crackstitute.

by bk1096 January 6, 2006

crackitchitus

(Crack-itch-i-tus)

A medical disorder in which the space between the two buttocks has uncontrollable itching and scratching.

Jane: Hey Bill! do you want to go to the zoo this weekend?

Bill: I can't I have a horrible case of crackitchitus.

Jane: Awwww, that's too bad

Bill: Jane, i have 24 hours to live

Jane: HAHA >:D

by NumbSkull May 1, 2010

cockshitballsfuck

when you just have nothing better to say when your really pissed off and stoned, it will make you laugh :)

Jesse: maann all the weeds gone duuude...
Andrew: Cockshitballsfuck are you kidding me?????!
Jesse: nah man im not cockshitballsfucking you im serious duuuude we need to re-up.

by TB BongMaster June 16, 2010

crackslut

basically the same as crackwhore. There are some subtle differences though. Someone who gives sex for crack money is the definition of crack whore. A crack slut claims that they need the money to buy crack and give sex, but really have enough money without giving sex for crack, and give sex anyways. So basically they are sluts, who are addicted to crack, but dont need the money from the sex.

Person 1: A crackslut is having sex with my dad in my bedroom.
Person 2: Shutup bitch
Dad: Heres some crack money
Crackslut: Thanks

by cyrus N October 20, 2005