I'm naturally smooth, so I don't have ANY butt-crack hair!
by eda-skip October 07, 2021
little john has baby butt crack
by snowowl February 14, 2006
A butt-crack cumgasm is the orgasm a guy gets between his butt-cheeks when the guy fucking his lower boy-hole withdraws his fuck-stick just before he cums and blows his load all over the dude's boy-crack and another dude licks it up.
Matt was fucking the shit out of me, and then he had a butt-crack cumgasm and blew his load on my butt-crack and another licked it up!
by USAF Cadet February 14, 2021
An early time of awakening for those that usually get up around noon. Thus, the time would be something like 10-11 a.m. or so.
Lou: What time did you get up?
Stu: Today it was like the crack of dawn for me! Like 11 a.m.
Lou: Dude, that's more like the butt crack of dawn.
Stu: Today it was like the crack of dawn for me! Like 11 a.m.
Lou: Dude, that's more like the butt crack of dawn.
by Pie Lady February 14, 2006
butt-crack cum is the sweet cream that guys shoot on the butt-crack of another dude, and then they have the designated butt-crack-licker lap it up.
I'm usually the guy who gets to lick up all the butt-crack cum that cadets deposit on other cadets' ass-cracks!
by USAF Cadet July 05, 2021
Butt crack jack is a redhead who is a butt crack. He is a pain in the arse and weird. I dislike him and do not trust him.
by Farting Tim March 20, 2022
by bsudaho February 26, 2022