cacksucker

To suck the cack.
2- To be George W Bush

Wow, that president, he's a cacksucker.

by can February 25, 2005

crackfuck

Crackfuck is the joining of Crackhead with fucktard, producing "Crackfuck." It is popular because of the alliteration of the hard k sound in Cra, ack, uck.

1. Avril Lavigne is a crackfuck.

by JIMMEH May 15, 2003

crackmonkey

a monkey who likes to get high

you fucking crackmonkey!

by Arfalarf January 28, 2004

crackbook

facebook (can also be abbreviated as "cb")

"Today I had two papers and two finals due, but I couldn't stop taking quizzes on crackbook." or "I check crackbook before I have my morning coffee- is this wrong?"

by deebeeX March 19, 2009

cocksock

To (often repeatedly) punch a male in the genitals for the sole purpose of cockblocking him.

Christian cocksocked Skov five times on Sunday while Skov was hanging out with his girlfriend. What a cockblock for Skov-- he was doubled over in pain for the rest of the night and his girlfriend left early.

by ilovectyandilovepassionfruit January 4, 2010

cocksocket

A cunt. Not the female genitalia, but a person who you regard to be...... a cunt.

You are a total and utter cocksocket!

by mushren September 23, 2006

crackmonkey

Monkey on crack, or someone who acts like one.

"That Raul is so silly, he's such a crackmonkey"

by Your name December 8, 2003