Crock Pot

1. A pothead with an erection
2. One who smokes marijuana while masturbating

See Crock.

Mary: My boyfriend is such a crock pot...

Jane: Oh then you two are perfect for each other!!

by MrAmazingful July 16, 2011

Crock Pot

Farting under an electric blanket and then pulling it over your significant others head, similar to the "Dutch Oven" but using an electric blanket.

Terri, my MILF, and I were cuddled up under my electric blanket when she let one rip and pulled a crock pot.

by TerritheMILF January 22, 2011

Mexican crock pot

When you fill a butt up with seman then proceeded to drink it.

Hey honey im thirsty. You can have some of this Mexican crock pot.

by Duke ala touque August 25, 2017

Crock Pot Pussy

When you hit up yo gurls house lookin' to fuk and shes already cummed all on the flo from the amount of potatoes and carrots shes shoved up dat Crock Pot Pussy

Shawn: Yo bro, I saw you drive up to Rachel house yesterday, did you smash?
Roger: Nah, That bitch already started without me
Shawn: Yo thats fuked up was it with another guy from our school?
Roger: Hell no, it was some damn produce, Ol' Crock Pot Pussy Ass

by ish-mael October 28, 2016

crock pot

A crock pot is releasing a loose stool while bathing with another person.

How many times have you been in a bathtub or a jacuzzi with a girl after having a few drinks and you have to take a massive shit? Do your business, get out of the tub and yell CROCK POT BITCH!
Can anyone say beef stew?!

by frankieeee September 23, 2006

Crock Pot

When your spooning with a girl, and you manage to slip your penis inside her vagina and you both fall asleep, and it just sits in there and marinates, just like a crock pot.

"Man I was so tired last night I got behind my girl and managed to get it in, but we just crock potted because we were so tired.

by BigFellow2010 November 8, 2009

crock pot

To fart into a sheet and then toss it on the face of the one next to you.

Her snoring was pissing me off, so i crock potted her.

by jfxj67 August 5, 2010