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Crasterbation

Crasterbation is when you masturbate too much and then you have to decide about coming later as you've been spanking the monkey too frequently.
I was crasterbating this morning and had no problem getting a woody but since I crasterbate everyday of the year I understand why I wasn't able to cum. To crasterbation is to pull the pud.
by Professor PMS December 26, 2014
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cramster

fist and penis injected into vagina at the same time. With other fist shoved into ass pushing hamster into oblivion.
Can you handle the cramster!
by willie really August 23, 2009
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Crapster

Someone who levels up faster than most people to the point of almost speedrunning.
Dude 1: I gotta level up to beat that boss dude.
Dude 2: Just do a crapster my guy

Dude 1: How is that guy level 57? Wasn't he level 3 like Yesterday?
Dude 2: Yeah but I think he did a crapster
by Punk04 January 19, 2021
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Crapster

Crapster is a surname, or last name. It can also be a place name as in the "Crapster Family Cemetery" in Howard Co., MD.
Crapster is a surname in my Colonial American family of Maryland and New Jersey. My great grandmother's maiden name was Florence Warfield Crapster (1864-1925). Florence's surname has been traced back to her great great grandparents, Ruliff & Abigel Crapster of Maryland and New Jersey. Ruliff and Abigel Crapster were most likely from the Netherlands.
At the present time I have several living relatives across America with the last name of Crapster.
In the 1800's some members of the family changed the "p" to a "b" and now spell their last name as "Crabster".
The "Crapster" and " Crabster" names appears many times in the official US Census from 1790 to the present day.
by R. W Faber March 19, 2008
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Cramster

A person for whom the act of cramming is not merely an attempt to obtain large amounts of knowledge in a short time, but a lifestyle.
person 1: Hey, is Leeroy gonna be at the party?
Person 2: No, he's staying in, he's such a cramster!!111ONE OMFG
by Bopium May 25, 2007
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crapster

a replacement for oh snap, crap, shit. Showing disappointment (1), forgetfullness (2), other?(3)
(1) Crapster I got a C on the science test.
(2) I forgot my homework crapsterz*.
(3) crapsterz* (randomness!)

*Crapster and Crapsterz is the same word, except for the added z at the end. Pronounced Crap-ster-z.
by Coach is to dye for! December 5, 2005
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Crasterbation

The art of evasively jerking off in a high school computer lab.
Look at that guy in the computer lab wacking it to gay porn! He has definitely mastered the art of Crasterbation...
by Crassmaster9000 September 16, 2014
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