cozzie livs

UK slang for the “cost of living crisis” 2022-23, in the same vein as platy joobs or statey funes

I can’t afford a flipping Freddo because of the cozzie livs

by knownbyanyothername January 6, 2023

penis cozy

1. An item, often knitted or crafted, which is intended mainly for covering the penis when not in use.

2. A euphemism for the vagina.

3. Perj. A girlfriend of a man that is tends to smother him, often spending too much time with him.

1. My girlfriend crocheted me this awesome penis cozy for my birthday!

2. My little brother's hyperactive sex drive always finds him chasing the penis cozies.

3. Man 1: Is Dave coming to the party tonight?
Man 2: I don't know, but he better not bring his penis cozy. I wish she'd just get a friend and leave us the hell alone.

by R Schultz August 23, 2005

Cozzer

A word used in the south of England to refer to a single Policeman. 'Cozzers' would be the word for two or more policemen on patrol. Possible bastardisation of the word 'Copper'

Run mate, it's the Cozzers !

Bacon. Cozzers.

by Pabski July 18, 2003

Cozy42

A young legend born and raised in Germany.He’s on the road to become one of the Coziest rappers Ever.

A:Ohh shit there’s Cozy42.
B:Omg he’s so Cozy what a legend

by Who tf is this n word May 2, 2021

Cozzed

Cozy and mellow and great

Dude, that was so cozzed.

by LTay May 14, 2007

Cozezzi

Easy, cool

Man, Jenna is easy like cozezzi.

I heard that test was easy like cozezzi.

by Mariah Stanton January 9, 2009

cozyrific

A combined cozy and terrific experience, often involves being in bed in the morning or under a blanket on the couch.

I don't want to get up and feed the dog -- it's so cozyrific in here.

by goldblossom January 31, 2009