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coyote biscuit

Made up by chase carter.

This is when you stick male penis into females rectum and then place directly in females mouth. poop and all.

second definition: ATM - ass to mouth

third definition: poopy penis to mouth
when ozo umeh puts his dick into a austin eriksons asshole and then puts it into spencer clouds mouth, this is called a coyote biscuit.
by hilaree massasro October 22, 2009
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Coyote Patch

Any bar where old than cougars hang looking for young ones.
Good god man... that is one bad coyote patch, stay out of there.
by mysterymeat4u October 21, 2010
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Wile E. Coyote

An immortal being who falls off a cliff for every 1-2 minutes of his existence. When he's not falling off cliffs, he's either getting hit by a truck, or failing at using various ACME products.

All because he is desperately hungry, trying to catch a roadrunner who violates basically every law of physics and reality whenever it's convenient to him. The same also happens to the coyote...but only when it's NOT convenient for him.
Wile E. Coyote must have bones that are made of titanium.
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 27, 2021
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coyote ugly

Waking up from a drunken stupor to find that your sexual partner of the previous night is not only ghastly, but is sleeping with his/her head resting on your arm. The only way to escape, without waking the beast, is to chew off your arm and flee.
Dude, that girl you picked up at the bar was coyote ugly.
by Monkdunker August 28, 2003
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coyote elbow

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The condition of waking up next to someone undesirable after a night of intoxicated fornication and feeling that one would rather chew off one's arm at the elbow than wake up one's heinous date from their slumber.
Dude, I had the worst case of coyote elbow after I woke up next to what's-her-name. Have you seen her? What was I thinking?
by Wog October 18, 2004
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Coyote Tripod

A situation in which things are extremely fucked up, poorly planned, or chaotic, similar to clusterfuck and FUBAR. Learned this word from University of Wyoming Geophysics Professor Ken Deuker while doing a gravity survey in which things were not planned very well. Apparently the word comes from a time that he saw a female coyote in heat being mounted by two male coyotes on either side, a coyote tripod.
With the pope and the president both visiting, downtown is gonna be a real coyote tripod.
by konamixplate June 30, 2012
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coyote ugly

adj. the third and final phase of sheer unattractiveness.
Phase 1-(one-bagger) so ugly you need to bag her/his face so you can't see it.
Phase 2-(two-bagger) so damned ugly that you bag your face as well, in case the first bag falls off.
Phase 3-(coyote ugly) so hideously ugly that you imitate the action of a trapped coyote and chew off your arm rather than face your "conquest" from the night before.
when I'm a little drunk I'll hit on a one-bagger.
when I'm really drunk I'll settle for a two-bagger.
when I can barely see, talk or walk, then, and only then, will I accept coyote ugly.
by earpuller October 10, 2005
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