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Ass Colonialism

When your fucking your girl in the ass exclusively and you decide that it might be a good place to live, so move in for a long period of time.

At which hour thy fucking thy wench in the rampallian exclusively and thee decideth yond t might beest a valorous lodging to liveth, so moveth in f'r a longeth p'riod of timeth.
Colin: Did you hear about shahyar and fatima?
Me: No what happened?
Colin: He parked his boat in her ass! ;)
Me: Oh Ass Colonialism?
Colin: Yes exactly.
by Caleb_DeBrusk September 9, 2020
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colon cologne

A natural fragrance expelled from one's shitbox.
Brent dusted Stephen's living room with a pleasant mist of colon cologne as he jolted off to work.
by matfunguy July 19, 2015
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Colonel Miles Quaritch

The most badass villain in James Cameron's Avatar.
Colonel Miles Quaritch is a Marine Corps Colonel who is the head of security in the Hells Gate sector of Pandora. He is portrayed by badass actor Stephen Lang.
Pat: Did you see that Colonel Miles Quaritch?
Justin: Yeah I did. He's a real Badass.
by UncleEddie April 28, 2010
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Colon Three

:3 is a cat face. Used as a sort of cutesy or shy smile, playful or bashful. In real life it would be expressed with a slight, coquettish pursing of the lips.
"Did you get the new picture I sent you? :3" (colon three)
by DaystarEld February 7, 2012
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Coconut Island

An island where you get one coconut for one sloppy toppy
Coconut man: "Welcome To Coconut Island! If you're hungry, you're going to have to throat my cock for one coconut"
No Coconut man: "Now this just seems really unfair..."
by FourElemental May 12, 2021
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Colonic Apocalypse

1. A shit so massive it leaves you wondering if you have just had an anal prolapse.

2. When one's defecation is of Biblical Proportions.
John: "Damn, Derek's 'Cayan Chili Macaroni and Cheese' concoction just gave me a Colonic Apocalypse..."

Mike: "Should I call 911?"
by Ender Castigan February 24, 2008
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Noun.

THE BEST STUFF EVER!!!!!

Something that is insanely irresistible.
I can't pass up a donut, they are my chocolate covered coconut crack!
by rpetras April 29, 2008
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