confisted

When your confused on how to say confused.

When you think you got fisted but truly your uncle fucked you in the ass

I was so confisted last night

by Toein my ass June 16, 2017

Cowshed 2

It's not real. I repeat NOT REAL.

-Cowshed is so good I wonder if there is a better server...
-Maybe join Cowshed 2?
-It's not real you idiot.

by NKkrisz February 7, 2022

Catfished

Being talked into sending someone money on line

Sara got catfished online to send a guy money to help pay his bills.

by Taken fish June 26, 2018

Catfished

To stir up any situation with an underlying factor that has been hidden or unknown to one or several people.

Dude, I totally catfished my girlfriend today and things went well! I confessed to her that I bought her and I a new house and she is so down to move in!

by Tavvington April 23, 2013

clownfished

When a fat ugly girl keeps texting you and you give her all your friends numbers so she leaves you alone

"He keeps giving me his friends numbers, I hope im not getting clownfished"

by OG Bobby Johnson NIGGA February 27, 2014

Catfished

Dumb people being tricked by fat people pretending to be hot people

Brandon was catfished by Rob Kardashian pretending to be Kendal Jenner

by Alwjlo September 28, 2018

confissed

a hard mistype of confused

I am now confissed.

by A110 June 22, 2021