coffie

Has many meanings, including;

A giant penis.
A sexy girl.
Someone who is very fashionable.
Someone with herpes.

Man, he has a coffie!

by monstermonstermonster October 28, 2008

Cowie

An astronomical unit of measurement that is used by astrophysicists and theoretical scientists. It measures the singular gravitation at a single point in space realative to the summation of all bodies of mass that lay within pull of the specific point. The unit is based on a number of mass bodies, as the number approaches infinity, that affect the gravitation on a singular point. The unit specifies that the summation as the number approaches infinity of mass bodies lay at a distance of 1.00*10^7 km in any given direction, thus making the point of reference the center in a circle of raduis 1.00*10^7 with the outerline defined by an infinity number of masses all with mass of 1*10^20 kg.

The point force on the particle, in Cowies, is 3000 Cowies, or 3 Killacowies.

by Larson Lives Free April 13, 2010

cowpie

a non-derogatory word addressing anything with a strong scent of a smell, usually a coarse smell similar to the scent of feces.

"Mona Lisa laughed as she heard Michael talk about the cowpie he stepped into the other day."

"Cornelius worked in the barn and dealt with the cowpie."

by Devlin Bowlman March 27, 2009

coofie smack

a slight sliding grab across the head and twisting it, when someone deverses it for doing or saying somthing stupid

"Man that deserves a coofie smack dummy."

by Ryan Wong November 27, 2007

porn coffie

The coffie you drink for the sake of having the ability to stay up and watch porn while your parents are asleep.

"Man, last night was harsh. I was up 'til 3am looking at porn. But i had my porn coffie so it was alright. Thank god for porn coffie."

by Skler December 6, 2007

Cowie

AIDS

(Edinburgh, Scotland)

etymology uncertain?; rhyming slang - cow-shed = dead

Always called 'the cowie' rather than just 'cowie'.

Sometimes again subjected to further rhyming slang and changed to David Bowie.

Another name for the David Bowie, is the Billy Cyrus; the virus (HIV)

"They gied him a blood test for the cowie, that Aids. ..."

Skagboys, Irvine Welsh

by joebreezyccs February 3, 2021

cowie

used in north yorkshire. a word to describe something when you can't remember what its called.

lad 1: 'give us one of them cowies ova yonder'
lad 2: 'what a cucumber?'
lad 1: 'aye'

by mcpezzaj March 11, 2008