cow tipping

the act of tipping a cow. tip tip

Boy: Gees I do love cow tipping!
Farmer: Quit cow tipping my cows!

by whitexasian July 24, 2006

cow tipping

When someone walks into a bar or store and finds the most obese person in the place and proceeds to walk up, push them to the ground, and promptly vacate the premises.

This can cause reactions of extreme violence by the victim and others, so it is important to leave immediately after performing the act.

"Hey did you hear about that new bar down the street? We should go do some cow tipping."

by M Rockwell February 20, 2007

cow tipping

1. go up to cow with friends ( it is imposible to tip a cow by ones self) then push cow over.
2. national pastime see D-ware

hey zach have u ever tipped a cow?
yea i have and it just got right back up.

by pezzy t April 24, 2004

Cow Tipping

The act of defacating on a bed an pushing your partner onto it. Then you proceed to have sex with them

Cow Tipping is disgusting

by Corryb95 May 21, 2010

College Cow Tipping

When one enters the dorm room of a sleeping fat girl and pushes her out of bed. Often the result of drinking or extreme boredom.

The pledges were told to go college cow tipping, so they pushed a sleeping fat girl out of her bed.

by IrshBstrd January 25, 2010

Emotional Cow-Tipping

Ambush of a person's lack of emotional awareness regarding a certain issue. Sneaking up from behind, saying something provocative and intentionally confusing, then running away.

"He was unaware that he was the subject of an Emotional Cow-Tipping. She knew all about the other woman, and dropped a verbal bomb right in front of him and his friends."

by Mamahipster September 16, 2011

Urban Cow Tipping

When you run up next to a fat person and push them over, then run.

Cory and I are going urban cow tipping around the college

by downhomedixie August 29, 2011