ATM confessional

When confronting the ATM machine and a prayer for forgiveness in the hopes there will be money for a night out or shoes. It's very Catholic.

" Shhhhh.. can't you tell she's at the ATM confessional this is a very private moment..."

Pleeeze...just 3 twenty's.....

by DaynaS May 28, 2008

Forced Confession

When a guy is forced to say "I love you" to shut up a nagging woman. Like a gun to the head in a relationship.

Jeremy got hit with a forced confession to stop his woman from nagging him to death.

by KImCobain March 10, 2015

Crack Whore Confessions

One of the realest and sickest of sites out there. This dude Dirty D, kinda fat dude who live in the Miami area, really does go out on the street and finds crack whores. girls addicted to crack and will do anything just for a hit of the drug. he gets em to sucks his dick n shit like that. alot of em are weird lookin but ppl like this shit. I kno other shit out there might be fake like bangbus with there disclaimers and shit but crack whore confessoins and got shit. There real. This dude picks up them crackwhores like da mack nigga. Throw it up.

Dirty D get them crack whores a lil crack, fuck em, and put they bitch ass on the net like a true G.

by KingTee410 March 18, 2005

dashboard confessional

Acoustic Emo band.

Living In Your Letters

by Alex February 13, 2004

concussion

What eric lindros gets every time he steps onto the ice.

Commentator1: and another big hit by stevens...slamming lindros to the ice....

Commentator2: all of his brain cells have just left the building.

by ArchDevil July 26, 2004

Russian Concussion

A Russian concussion is when you splooge into someones ear while their sleeping, and tape it up. Then when they wake their equilibrium is all off quilter like they had a concussion

For added fun, you can combine the moment by shaking it all up so the person is that much more confused.

Also filling both sides earns extra point for the "double Russian concussion"

"We all laughed hysterically as the soccer team gave Sheldon a Russian concussion after he passed out in the library"

by Seven87 January 16, 2006

concessionist

Someone who works in concessions-- typically at a movie theatre. It's technically not a word according to most dictionaries, and usually gets the red squiggly line from most spell-checkers; but you can refer to this unofficial definition as your own little victory knowing that, as far as the rest of the world is concerned, it's a real word.

Harvard Grad: Excuse me, but a girl who works in your concessions spit in my cup before serving it to me.
Management: Don't you mean a concessionist?
Harvard Grad: That's not a fucking word you imbecile.
Management: (begins making a loogie)...let me see that cup.

by Douglas Young December 29, 2007