Country Blumpkin 

To recieve fellatio (head) while taking a shit in an outhouse

I recieved a country blumpkin while i was working on the farm last summer... Shit was awesome.

Country Blumpkin by BFUCKINWAIT and Jesus November 27, 2009

Country Blumpkin 

Receiving a blowjob while taking a shit from a toothless girl with a dip in her mouth.

My girl gave me a country blumpkin after we hit the meth pipe.

Country Blumpkin by DHalla November 29, 2010

Country Blumpkin 

When you are taking a shit in an outhouse while a chick is giving you head. See blumpkin

"Dude, I drove through West Virginia one time and hooked up with this hot mountain chick and she gave me a country blumpkin behind her parent's shack. It was messy but awesome!"

Country Blumpkin by Alamo Dudes March 11, 2009

Country Blumpkin 

To do a blumpkin but the girl is wearing a cowboy hat.

1) Ally, wear this hat so we can do a country blumpkin

Country Blumpkin by Turkmeister June 7, 2005

Country Blumpkin 

The act of receiving dome while dropping a loaf in the countryside. Preferably from a family member.

George received a country blumpkin while at Ed's house in Harmony. It was the stinkiest blow job ever.

Country Blumpkin by Michael Osmolak April 11, 2008

country blumpkin 

A variation of the blumpkin, in which the reverse cowgirl is substituted for the normal accompaniment of fellatio to a good old country shit.

"Last night little Johnny damned-near walked in on a blumpkin, but Donna had the wherewithall to shift her ass into the reverse cowgirl, so we told the little guy we both had to shit at the same time. The country blumpkin saved our family !"

country blumpkin by devious derelicts November 18, 2011

country blumken 

to take a shit and get a blowjow simeltaneously while in an outhouse.

I got a country blumken from my sister at camp last year. She said I wasn't as good as daddy.

country blumken by Thomas Theleman December 6, 2006