Counterprofuctive

(adj.) Extremely counterproductive due to an undesirable state (e.g. being "fucked up" in some way).

"Trying to do math homework right now would be counterprofuctive because I just got hit with a baseball bat and can't think clearly."

by StakeNJeph February 10, 2010

Counteraction

The purchasing of plant-like medicine from your local pharmacy with no prescription.

I went a saw "AJ" to make a purchase, and we had a overall clean counteraction.

by Spyda-Man April 21, 2010

counterpat

When someone pats you and you pat them back

Guy: *pats neko*
Neko: *purrs*
Neko: *counterpats*
Guy: heheh I like headpats.

by Another_Guy September 12, 2018

counterdare

the response to completing a dare

Guy: i dare you to drink a cup full of ketchup
Girl: Why?
Guy: IDK
Girl: Okay
Guy: that was pretty gross
Girl: My turn, I counterdare you to pour ketchup all over your chest

by GBONE93 June 9, 2011

Counterfate

something purchased that is knowingly not legitimate and has potential to be very harmful.

Bro1- Hey bro I just got this awesome dab cart, you want to try it?
Bro2- No bro, don't you care about your health? I've been trying to tell you them things is counterfate

by Prxoject April 16, 2019

Counterfat

When you are poor you you have too hustle too sale counterfeit merch.
When you are rich your lawyers have to hustle too sale counterfat merch.

If you are poor and middle class your reproductions are counterfit.

If you are rich and have lots of lawyers your counterfeits are counterfats.

by Mega dude December 2, 2019

counteranthropomorphization

to take human characteristics away from a person or dehumanization.

Hitler used counteranthropomorphization to justify his treatment of the jews.

by brookebwd January 11, 2008