Counterprofuctive

(adj.) Extremely counterproductive due to an undesirable state (e.g. being "fucked up" in some way).

"Trying to do math homework right now would be counterprofuctive because I just got hit with a baseball bat and can't think clearly."

by StakeNJeph February 10, 2010

countertop cleaner

A dude who gets off shaving hairy women's fun zone.

He gets off on, you know shaving women.
Fuckin' A, jack's a countertop cleaner.

by Jon P. D. August 6, 2004

Counteraction

The purchasing of plant-like medicine from your local pharmacy with no prescription.

I went a saw "AJ" to make a purchase, and we had a overall clean counteraction.

by Spyda-Man April 21, 2010

counterpat

When someone pats you and you pat them back

Guy: *pats neko*
Neko: *purrs*
Neko: *counterpats*
Guy: heheh I like headpats.

by Another_Guy September 12, 2018

Counterpuncher

An obnoxious, loud-mouthed buffoon

“The president speaks in a very unique way. He’s a counterpuncher.” - White House press secretary Stephanie Grisham

by The Natch January 26, 2020

Counterpoint

Counter - Point
Noun
The concept of combining multiple independent musical voices to create a single harmonious composition. Counterpoint is often dislikes because of it's strict structure and rules, such as no parallel fifths (Which is not independent), and no tritones (Which is not harmonious).

"German composer Johann Sebastian Bach (1685-1750) - a master of counterpoint and harmony - is viewed as one of the greatest composers of all time."

by S.J. Bafalto May 3, 2023

counteranthropomorphization

to take human characteristics away from a person or dehumanization.

Hitler used counteranthropomorphization to justify his treatment of the jews.

by brookebwd January 11, 2008