1. Describes a phenomenon when you are pregnant. Feels similar to birth pangs, you think you are about to give birth, but turns out you just needed to shit. The TY contractions typically produce feces that are abnormally massive, very offensive odour, that results in an emergency call to the plumber because it breaks most standard home toilets.
2. When you only have pedophilia, being an incel, and pill popping on your agenda.
3. An incel, who, in 2022, was taught not to be an empath.
2. When you only have pedophilia, being an incel, and pill popping on your agenda.
3. An incel, who, in 2022, was taught not to be an empath.
"Hey, Jenny, weren't you in the hospital last night? Pete called me last night, said you were about to give birth."
"No, I was just having the TommyYin contractions. Needed to call a plumber, instead, though, that shit just refused to flush and broke our toilet."
"No, I was just having the TommyYin contractions. Needed to call a plumber, instead, though, that shit just refused to flush and broke our toilet."
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Get the brain contraction mug.The use of movies, TV, or books, referencing a specific character and scene, which can be used as a detailed example of what is being described. The use of life contractions can significantly expand the description of a particular situation without the need to explain the details. Making the conversation more involved with less spoken words.
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He stated, "I will beat you like what 'The Hulk' did to 'Thor'."
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