Eye Contract

To make eye contact with the driver in the lane you are attempting to merge with.

"You have to let the person in if you make an eye contract."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

Celebrity Contraction

When the Mass Media and/or tabloids combine the names of linked celebrities to save precious column space. ie. Bennifer, Brangelina

Guy: Did you hear Demishton just got married?
Girl: What?
Guy: Demishton, you know Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher.
Girl: Oh that is the Worst Celebrity Contraction ever.

by Ben Faulding September 27, 2005

double contraction

A unique weapon of grammar combining words in a fashion similar to a contraction, but with three words and two apostrophes instead of two and one, respectively. Usually used by people who are too important to speak with any normal regard for english.

"I wouldn't've used a double contraction."
"I'd've told you about double contractions, but I would have had to kill you."

by A. Robert Dowson September 11, 2008

side bitch contract

The side bitch contract states : The side bitch will have no contact with the "main" (wife, girlfriend etc...) you will not complain on February 14th about a fucking card or candy (you're a side bitch, you get dick...that's it!!) NO feelings shall become of the adventures of the male/female parties involved. As a side bitch, you must respect the hours of "calling" and return texts ASAP.

Guy : You remember the terms of the side bitch contract, right??

Girl : Yeah, now when we hooking up?!

by supernovaRED July 13, 2014

Contract Marriage

A marriage to a military member strictly for that member to collect BAH and BAS. Often times there is no obligation to the spouse.

She got a contract marriage just so she could get out of the barraks and get that extra money. she better hope her command doesnt find out!

by Dracco February 19, 2009

Premature ventricular contractions

When your heart skips a beat. Usually because of a person you are interested in.

I like that boy so much. He gives me premature ventricular contractions everytime I see him.

by roaritsme January 4, 2012

Counterhating

The act of defending someone from a hater by counterhating. (countering the hate)
Counterhating is usually done by a friend who delights in pwning, slamming and serving people ( haters ) who hate on the counterhater's friends, family, etc. Mostly, this action is seen on Formspring. Counterhating is done mostly on Formspring by a Formspring Hero, anonymously, and unanonymously.

-on Formspring-

Hater:you wear tights and shorts it looks fucking nasty because your legs are all mishapen and shit. So yeah thats basically 3 things you posed in a time of one year. pathetic.

Friend: get over yourself

Counterhater: HEY HATER. YEA YOU. THE MAYOR OF NEW HATE CITY JUST CALLED. THEY WANT YOU TO POSE FOR THE NEW STATUE THATS BEING BUILT IN FRONT OF THE HATERS' HALL OF FAME. CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING SUCH A HATING HATEFUL HATER YOU HATEFUL HATEFILLED HATER. GO HATE SOMEONE YOU MOTHERHATER.

Friend: xD again with the comebacks >:D

Counterhater: I love Counterhating~ In fact i love it so much, that i think ill define it on UD~ hmmmm yesh~ its not defined yet! ITS MINEEEEEEEEE

by Kashew~ August 28, 2010