who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

1. to be said when someone is acting really cheery

2. also can be used when someone is being very sappy

Example 1:

Person 1: THIS WORLD IS BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE IS JOYOUS!!!

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

Example 2:

Person 1: god i love you so much i never want to leave you. you're my everything, without you i would be incomplete.

Person 2: who sugar coated your cornflakes with unicorn piss this morning?

by EugeneShaniquaLaqueeshaMcChan April 22, 2011

cottenhead

A girl acceptable to hook up with while intoxicated
but not acceptable to bring home to mom, go out on a date with , or allow to keep clothes at your house

cottenhead :that drunken girl you wake up to and are like WTF happend last night

by randompatrick August 22, 2009

sugar-coated lies

Those donuts aren't food, they are poison. Same with chocolate chip cookies, the double Dutch chocolate cake, the can of soda, the bag of potato chips, and the pretzel-wrapped hotdogs.

All that junk isn't food, it doesn't fuel you, it kills you! it literally kills you!

Me: "I'm hungry"

*Reaches for a donut*
Jocko: THOSE DONUTS AREN'T FOOD, THEY ARE SUGAR-COATED LIES!

by supersizedmcshizzle April 13, 2023

Cutted

A word used when someone cuts in front of you in-line

Student: *cuts in-front of 5 people in-line*
Student 2: "Hey, he cutted!"

by KnowYourWords December 3, 2019

Cotten headed ninny muggings

Is an insult to make the audience stare and question what you said. In other words a really akward and funny insult.
LMAO :

OMG! your a freaking Cotten Headed Ninny Muggings!

by Jemmy Zombie Barton February 18, 2010

Cotten Mouth

when smoking excessive amounts of marijuana and your saliva looks like you have rabies, followed by symptoms such as the "lamb voice".

cotten mouth is hott

by Gabstaaaa & Kelso DHUE June 2, 2007

cottee

A combination of coffee and tea. Equal parts coffee and tea mixed with hot water, cream, milk or sugar. Usually drunk by people who cannot decide between a choice of the above beverages.

"What will you have, tea or coffee?"
"Uhm - i'll just take a cottee, thanks."

by bambooleaf August 9, 2009