cotnered

the act of thinking everything is about you.

they are cotnered about every situation.

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

Costnered

To take something simple and make it complicated. Often in a very expensive and time-consuming way.

I asked for a cup of milk and instead he talked to me about the history of dairy farming for about six hours and I never got my milk. He costnered the shit out of that milk!

by Werdanagam February 27, 2017

Costerfuck

Koss-ter-fuck

Noun.

When a challenging but manageable situation balloons out of control and becomes an entrenched crisis due to the failure of authorities to perform their duties or follow up their warnings with any action or consequences.

Named for New Zealand police commissioner Andrew Coster, merged with "clusterfuck", a word for an utterly chaotic mess

"Wow, that protest turned into a total costerfuck when the cops failed to tow away any of the offending vehicles"

by mandates_plz February 18, 2022

Toby Cotner

A young boy who is miserable and has no friends. In love with a girl, who thinks he’s a total creep. Also he’s a moron who fails every class he takes.

“You think your life is miserable? Look at Toby Cotner’s!”

by Marsha M November 21, 2021